Best Urban Dictionary entries ever!

As relayed by Kay:

aeonfluxfan (1:24:43 PM): lmao urbandictionary ur name

aeonfluxfan (1:24:45 PM): it's funny

aeonfluxfan (1:24:53 PM): Brandon
395 up, 178 down 
A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowess is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.

deadboltxb (1:25:17 PM): AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aeonfluxfan (1:25:59 PM): Kay
5 up, 1 down 
(proper noun) - name which means:
a. the hottest girl on the planet
b. fun-loving
c. smart and witty
d. someone you should keep for the rest of your life
e. your perfect girl
Kay just takes my breath away. She's perfect!

aeonfluxfan (1:26:02 PM): i'm so coool

aeonfluxfan (1:26:03 PM): hahaha

deadboltxb (1:26:14 PM): lol

deadboltxb (1:26:17 PM): thats almost as good as mine

aeonfluxfan (1:26:21 PM): lmao

Realizations…

A little excerpt from a chat I was having today with Mike.

deadboltxb (12:04:16 PM): life is turning around

deadboltxb (12:04:39 PM): its awesome to be in the group of people that are happy with their life.

deadboltxb (12:05:04 PM): wow, after i typed that sentence i almost cried lol

Man, things are good.

I totally just sold my car…

…just now, five minutes ago, I swearz. I sold it for $10,900 a little less then what I had planned on selling it for but in all reality it was a reasonable price. I am car payment free, expensive insurance payment free and a load of other payments free. I’m currently saving about $800 dollars a month since everything came together for me this month!!! I am soooooo happy right now! Thanks everyone for your support and help in everything I’ve been doing this last year. THANKS!!!!!!

Everything seems to be working out.

And speaking of working out. I just started going back to the gym. I have been working out at home but nothing beat working out at a proper gym with loads of equipment. After this past week I am spent, but a good kind of spent. My upper body is screaming right now but at the same time its thanking me. I love being back at the gym and surprisingly I love the protein shakes that come with it. Well my body and friends weren't the biggest fans for the first few weeks but everything is cool now.

Also I went and checked on my FA at Kish and it looks like I am going to get the maximum for Aid per semester which is about $1,350 per. So as long as I find a decent part time job I'll be busy, happy and in shape. What a great time in my life this is. I've always lived by my motto: "It'll only get worse before it gets better," and the last year of my life was horrible. Now just as the darkness is lifting Dawn is coming and I can see a brighter future in front of me.

Thank you to all of my friends and family who knew I could do this, without all of you I would probably be lying in bed right now hiding from reality.